Catching up with mah Daily Show...
"The Obama Administration is protecting future VP candidates. ? A future vice president asked to provide candid information during a criminal probe might refuse to do so out of concern that information might get onto The Daily Show with John Stewart" (Actual quote from a paper doing research).
John: Wait. Wait. You're worried that future VP's may not want to testify in legal matters because they don't wanna be made FUN OF? Let me cite the case of Brown vs. Board of TOUGH SHIT. Don't be the crook if you can't handle the shnook!! ? Y'know people might tease me, but that's not a valid reason for me to GET OUT OF A SUBPEONA.
John: For christ's sakes, the WHOLE POINT of being vice president is to be a snide humor MAGNET. ? To deflect any douche-baggery from people like me that might head towards the president! You believe dan quale was actually a functional illiterate who couldn't spell potato? He was a state senator! He took the grenade for Bush!
"The Obama Administration is protecting future VP candidates. ? A future vice president asked to provide candid information during a criminal probe might refuse to do so out of concern that information might get onto The Daily Show with John Stewart" (Actual quote from a paper doing research).
John: Wait. Wait. You're worried that future VP's may not want to testify in legal matters because they don't wanna be made FUN OF? Let me cite the case of Brown vs. Board of TOUGH SHIT. Don't be the crook if you can't handle the shnook!! ? Y'know people might tease me, but that's not a valid reason for me to GET OUT OF A SUBPEONA.
John: For christ's sakes, the WHOLE POINT of being vice president is to be a snide humor MAGNET. ? To deflect any douche-baggery from people like me that might head towards the president! You believe dan quale was actually a functional illiterate who couldn't spell potato? He was a state senator! He took the grenade for Bush!
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