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Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
10 July 2009 @ 06:04 pm
Catching up with mah Daily Show...

"The Obama Administration is protecting future VP candidates. ? A future vice president asked to provide candid information during a criminal probe might refuse to do so out of concern that information might get onto The Daily Show with John Stewart" (Actual quote from a paper doing research).
John: Wait. Wait. You're worried that future VP's may not want to testify in legal matters because they don't wanna be made FUN OF? Let me cite the case of Brown vs. Board of TOUGH SHIT. Don't be the crook if you can't handle the shnook!! ? Y'know people might tease me, but that's not a valid reason for me to GET OUT OF A SUBPEONA.
John: For christ's sakes, the WHOLE POINT of being vice president is to be a snide humor MAGNET. ? To deflect any douche-baggery from people like me that might head towards the president! You believe dan quale was actually a functional illiterate who couldn't spell potato? He was a state senator! He took the grenade for Bush!
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
10 July 2009 @ 11:09 am
Oh. holy. Crap.

You MUST watch this, mostly if you've ever worked in I.T., but even if you haven't and you just enjoy watching people spoff michael bay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUawhjxLS2I&feature=player_embedded
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
08 July 2009 @ 02:34 pm
Selling a 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix in very good condition, $4000 (neg). Let me know.
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
08 July 2009 @ 10:28 am
Got from Brian Michael Bendis - Check this video out -- Letterman - http://bit.ly/BW1Kq - Top ten things that sound cool when said by Optimus Prime. Heck yeah!
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
07 July 2009 @ 06:39 pm
Okay, now that I've burned a disc of the Stef and Shondra Wedding Pics for them, does anyone want me to upload them to Flickr? Because if not, I'm not gonna take the time to upload that many pics. (MANY. Pics. Yes.)

I will put the videos on YouTube if they are not too large (which they might well be).
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
02 July 2009 @ 10:23 am
Tweeted from Jewel Staite

"Happy Canada Day, ya hosers!"

I LOL'ed.
 
 
Pimp Mood: amused
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
30 June 2009 @ 11:57 am
The Eulogy from PC Gamer Magazine was simply too wonderful to ignore. Duke Nukem, 1991-2009 )
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
29 June 2009 @ 02:59 pm
He make-a me to laugh.
A real post will be coming soon.

*I* DON'T DO THAT! THE OTHER GUY DOES THAT! )
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
To borrow from Wikipedia for a second:

The United Nations (UN) is an international organization whose stated aims are to facilitate cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, social progress, human rights, and achieving world peace. The UN was founded in 1945 after World War II to replace the League of Nations, to stop wars between countries, and to provide a platform for dialogue.


Now compare the above to the following:

G.I. Joe is the codename for America's Daring Highly Trained special mission force. It's Purpose, to defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.


The only real difference between the two organizations?

One of them actually achieves their goals.

--Sohmer
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
03 June 2009 @ 10:22 am
Oh... oh... my... ... ...

This is the single best video game trailer I've *ever seen*. http://scifiwire.com/2009/06/e3-we-preview-star-wars-t.php Bioware's new Star Wars MMO trailer... oh... wow.
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
01 June 2009 @ 07:43 pm
So those of you who pay attention to movie news know that there's a new movie coming out from the Steven Soderbergh (sp), director of the Ocean's Eleven films as well as The Limey, etc. It's called the Girlfriend Experience, and stars an adult film star and it's supposed to be a half ad-lib half scripted journey into the life of an escort...

So of course, someone had to do a parody, and I about died laughing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCCogoo73gg

I can't stop smiling, that's just too damn funny.
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
29 May 2009 @ 06:13 pm
The summer movie season in my brain, to the tune of BadgerBadger.....
*takes a deep breath*

oOOOOooooo Startrekstartrekstartrekstartrekstartrek TERMINATOR. TERMINATOR. Startrekstartrekstartreskstartrekstartrekstartrek. OOOH, ITS A WOLVERINE... OOOH ITS A WOLVERINE... OOOOOo startrekstartrekstartrekstartrek...
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
29 May 2009 @ 11:21 am
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30967440/ ??

Once every few million years... evolution... leaps forward... *theme plays*

(Article about cat with weird mutation)
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
28 May 2009 @ 11:42 am
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/hmm_birds_as_smart_as_monkeys.php

That's actually really interesting to me.
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
27 May 2009 @ 03:17 pm
Best. Star. Trek. Parody. Sketch. EVAR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wus6Hp664XI

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

"I'm Peter Tiberius Parker!"
 
 
Pimp Mood: amused
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
27 May 2009 @ 10:32 am
Holy moly, look at this, it's like ... Origami, only cooler, sortof hard to describe -

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/artist_folds_paper_to_create_p.php
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
26 May 2009 @ 02:00 pm
California just upheld the gay marriage ban (got that twittered to me by like, every star on my twitter list). Isn't Marriage a state institution now, not a religious one? Why are we discriminating against people based on religious morality for a state document?

*shakes head*
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
26 May 2009 @ 11:54 am
I normally don't post fan-made trailers because they're boring and/or stupid, but this is the ballsiest, best made fan trailer I've ever seen in my entire life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hTiRnqnvDs&feature=player_embedded

Wow.
 
 
Pimp Mood: enthralled
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
25 May 2009 @ 02:12 pm
I was talking to a British friend of mine today and this happened -

Me: *throws tea in your harbor* You darn Brits ;P
Me: ... dude, that sounded like a sexual metaphor when I put it that way. "I wanna pour tea in your harbor." that's just wrong.
Her: :lmao:!
 
 
Jace Soran Knight - Pimp Extraordinaire
22 May 2009 @ 04:47 pm
YO!!! Does anyone have a nice, simple, command line XML (or plaintext) search/replace software that can handle multiple searches in ONE cmd line?? I desperately need one.